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Hourly Rate Carpenter – Funny Jobsite

Price range: $27.99 through $44.99

Hourly Rate Carpenter – Funny Jobsite. Printed to order on soft ringspun cotton — 4 cuts (tee, long sleeve, hoodie & more), 7 colours, sizes XS–5XL. Ships worldwide with tracking.

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Ringspun CottonSoft, pre-shrunk, breathable

Printed to OrderVivid, wash-tested print

True-to-SizeUnisex fit, XS–5XL

Tracked ShippingWorldwide, free over $60

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Category: Funny & Sarcastic Tag: Carpenter

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This funny and relatable carpenter shirt lays out the truth with humor only tradesmen will understand! It lists a tiered hourly rate chart, starting at $100/hr and climbing to $250/hr depending on how much interference the customer offers—“IF YOU WATCH,” “IF YOU HELP,” “IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.” The background features a rustic workbench, tools, and wood planks, adding a gritty, real-work vibe that carpenters will love.

Perfect for job sites, casual wear, or a laugh at the hardware store, this shirt makes an excellent gift for any no-nonsense carpenter with a sharp sense of humor. Made from durable cotton blends for long-lasting comfort.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s the ultimate statement shirt for hardworking carpenters who’ve seen it all.

Style	Classic Unisex T-shirt, Classic V-neck T-shirt, Classic Long Sleeve Tee, Classic Unisex Hoodie
Color	Carolina Blue, Gold, Irish Green, Kelly, Kiwi, Orange, Sports Grey
Size	XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Made for you

Printed when you order — no warehouse leftovers, no compromises on the design you picked.

Wash-tested inks

Water-based inks cured into the fabric, so the print stays sharp long after the first wash.

Real support

Sizing questions, order changes, tracking — a human answers within one business day.

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Questions, answered

How does sizing run?

Our tees and hoodies are a standard unisex fit, true to size. If you like a relaxed fit, go one size up. Every product page links to the size guide with chest and length measurements in inches and cm — please measure a shirt you already own and compare.

What are the shirts made of?

Classic tees, V-necks and long sleeves are 100% ringspun cotton (heather colours are a cotton/poly blend). Hoodies are a 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a lined hood and front pocket. Everything is pre-shrunk.

How long until my order arrives?

Each item is printed to order. Production takes 2–5 business days, then shipping: 5–10 business days in the US, 7–18 business days international. You will get a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because every item is printed for you, we do not accept returns for change of mind. Wrong size? Contact us within 7 days of delivery and we will sort out an exchange. Print defect or damage? Send a photo and we replace it free.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes — to most countries, with tracking. US orders over $60 ship free. Customs duties for international orders, where they apply, are the responsibility of the recipient.